We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampire club.

He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

I abjure you,” Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. “I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.

Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.