Oh. No wonder I'd been sick. I hadn't eaten anything since then. I'm a girl who likes her meals, so it hadn't been a weight-loss tactic. I'd just been too busy bumping from crisis to crisis. Go on the Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance of Death Diet! Run for your life, and miss meals, too! Exercise plus starvation.

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.

What are you, Zen Master Fang?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.