It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

I abjure you,” Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. “I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

Following Simon's adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it's well worth the wear and tear.

A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.

All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.