It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to see,” said Eric

In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

I could just envision Sam imagining that I wanted him to go out to the lake with me, only to be confronted by Jannalynn and whatever she thought of as a romantic dinner -- live rabbits they could chase together, maybe.