Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.

If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.