Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.
Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.
You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.