I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
Charlaine HarrisIf this were the fifties, sheโd be checking Samโs collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
Charlaine HarrisAngelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
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