Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.

Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.

I stroked Eric's hair, tucking some behind his ear. His eyes on mine were intent, and I knew he was waiting for me to speak. "I wish," I said, "I could save orgasms in a jar for when i need them, because I think I had a few extra." Eric's eyes widened, and all of a sudden he roared with laughter. (Dead to the World)

If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)