It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there

As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.

It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.