Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?" - Eric, club dead.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.

People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.

I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. “That’s what you all keep saying,” I answered. “But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.