Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.
Charlaine HarrisIt was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me.
Charlaine HarrisIt was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.
Charlaine HarrisBut there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.
Charlaine Harris