Very few of my characters are totally heroic or totally villainous.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

you have to play it out sometimes.