You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

Coffe is the perfume of morning.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.

You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

When you've been really beaten, you realize that you are just an envelope of skin, an easily penetrated envelope that holds together a lot of fluids and some rigid structures, which in their turn can simply be broken and invaded.