Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.
And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone
JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
I love him," I said, but even to my own ears I didn't sound happy about it.