Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool

Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.

I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.

It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.