Sookie: Is Eric around?" Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin.

He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance.

Eric turned to me, kissed me on the lips very lightly, and looked at my face for a long moment. “He’ll spare you,” Eric said, and I understood he wasn’t really talking to me but to himself. “You’re too unique to waste.” And then he opened the door.

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.