Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.

"Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!