I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't." "The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?" -Sookie Stackhouse

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.

But men are less used to the idea of being raped than women are, and it strikes them with a fresh horror. With women, that horror comes right along with the female genitals.

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.