The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.

There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror. "It's me," said a familiar voice. ..."Eric, what are you doing here?" "Snuggling.

For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?