I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.