Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

When you've been really beaten, you realize that you are just an envelope of skin, an easily penetrated envelope that holds together a lot of fluids and some rigid structures, which in their turn can simply be broken and invaded.

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

When you're a professional you do your job no matter what gets in the way. You might take a sick day, you might take a personal day, but then you show back up or you won't get paid. Everyone develops his/her own strategy for dealing with days that are not productive.

I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.