You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.
Charlaine HarrisSookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me." Well, that was pretty direct.
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