Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.