You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
The older I get, the faster I was.