Bad poetry is caused by people who sit down and think, Now I am going to write a Poem.
An artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way
People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.
People empty me. I have to get away to refill.
I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.