there must be a way. surely there must be a way that we have not yet thought of. who put this brain inside of me? it cries it demands it says that there is a chance. it will not say "no.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

from the beginning, through the middle years and up to the end: too bad, too bad, too bad.

I only want sweet peace and kindliness when I awaken -- but there's always some finger pointing, telling me some terrible deed I committed during the night. It seems I make a lot of mistakes and it seems that I am not allowed any.

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.

Death is nothing, brother, it's life that's hard

when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns