some moments are nice, some are nicer, some are even worth writing about.

I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.

If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.

The masses are always wrong...Wisdom is doing everything the crowd does not do. All you do is reverse the totality of their learning and you have the heaven they're looking for.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe in God and live in a cubicle, play an organ and stay drunk on wine.

If I bet on humanity, I'd never cash a ticket.