Writing is like going to bed with a beautiful woman and afterwards she gets up, goes to her purse and gives me a handful of money.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

The wisdom to quit is all we have left.

The less I needed, the better I felt.

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.

People were interesting at first. Then later, slowly but surely, all the flaws and madness would manifest themselves. I would become less and less to them; they would mean less and less to me.

You have my soul and I have your money