Something that never happens anywhere at any time.
Humanity, you never had it to begin with.
If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.
It's better to do a dull thing with style than a dangerous thing without it.
I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories
People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.