It seems I make a lot of mistakes and it seems that I am not allowed any.

I could read the great books but the great books don't interest me.

I had decided against religion a couple of years back. If it were true, it made fools out of people, or it drew fools. And if it weren't true, the fools were all the more foolish. What I need is a good doctor, I thought. You either lived or died.

Long ago, among other lies they were taught that silence was bravery.

When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.

I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!

people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.