I had decided against religion a couple of years back. If it were true, it made fools out of people, or it drew fools. And if it weren't true, the fools were all the more foolish. What I need is a good doctor, I thought. You either lived or died.

I pretend to understand because I don't want anybody to be hurt

Many a good man has been put under the bridge by a woman.

To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

We must.. We must bring our own light to the darkness

I walked around the block twice, passed 200 people and failed to see a human being.