Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.

if you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.

For each Joan of Arc there is a Hitler perched at the other end of the teeter-totter.

You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.

Hemingway and Saroyan had the line, the magic of it. The problem was that Hemingway didn't know how to laugh and Saroyan was filled with sugar.

We are hardly ever as strong as that which we create.

If you want to create, you'll create.