and getting dressed we talk about what else there might be to do, but being together solves most of it, in fact, solves all of it

We are here to laugh at the odds.

I can see where creation often stops while the body still lives and often does not care to. the death of life before life dies.

It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink.

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you.

You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.