I was an Agnostic. Agnostics didn't have much to argue about.

you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.

And I said to myself that he was the first thing that I had ever missed in my life.

bad writing's like bad women: there's just not much you can do about it

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk and telling him that I wanted a job, that I was qualified for a job, was too much for me. Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat.

I never pump up my vulgarity. I wait for it to arrive in its own terms.