It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink.

People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.

No matter how little a man has he will find that he will always settle for less.

LSD, yeah, the big parade – everybody's doin' it now. Take LSD, then you are a poet, an intellectual. What a sick mob. I am building a machine gun in my closet now to take out as many of them as I can before they get me.

Death is nothing, brother, it's life that's hard

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.

Keep your money in your pocket. Or bet it on a good horse.