love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.
I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.
He had long nostril hairs, powerfully intimidating, like an unscheduled nightmare.
places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.