I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

The Artist," an ancient sage had once said, "is always sitting on the doorsteps of the rich.

Some people like what you do, some people hate what you do, but most people simply don't give a damn.

it doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horse or that the hummingbird is so seldom seen or that we are too senseless to go insane. coffee. give us more of that NOTHING coffee.

Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.

Sometimes a man doesn’t know what to do about things and sometimes it’s best to lie very still and try not to think at all about anything.

People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.