I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

That's your response to everything: drink?" "No, that's my response to nothing.

The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.

I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love.

Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than I have.

i dunno," i said, "but i have an idea that people who don't think too much tend to look younger longer

The less I needed, the better I felt.