Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

Human relationships are strange. I mean, you are with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stops.

I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love.

Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than I have.

Don’t do it. Don’t love me.

If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.

The centuries are sprinkled with rare magic with divine creatures who help us get past the common and extraordinary ills that beset us