Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.

The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it

True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.

I write as a function. Without it I would fall ill and die. It's as much a part of one as the liver or intestine, and just about as glamorous.

Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry.

Dying should come easy: like a freight train you don't hear when your back is turned.