I knew it would be you

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

Complaint is often the result of an insufficient ability to live within the obvious restrictions of this god damned cage.

Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

Daddy,' my mother asked, 'aren’t we going to run out of gas?' No there’s plenty of god-damned gas.' Where are we going?' I’m going to get some god-damed oranges!

Love is a fog that burns with the first daylight of reality.

my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.