I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

I enjoy comedic things. People don't understand it's the hardest thing to do. We have a ratio of 25-to-1 between good dramatic actors and people who are considered good comic actors.

It seems there are no rich on death row.

It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I don't accept what people say. I took something to be copied recently, to be enlarged and blown up, and they said it couldn't be done, and I went somewhere five minutes away, and they did it.