It seems there are no rich on death row.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I don't accept what people say. I took something to be copied recently, to be enlarged and blown up, and they said it couldn't be done, and I went somewhere five minutes away, and they did it.

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

I don't want to have anything to do with the government. And yet if we don't have any regulations, there goes civilization, there goes security, and there goes protecting you against what people are going to sell you.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.