Washington is the only place in the world where a gaffe is when a politician accidently speaks the truth.

Better to be paralyzed from the neck down than the neck up

Tuesday's victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it.

It’s not the advertising - it’s the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don’t like it.

If fences don't work, why is there one around the White House.

I envy people who write easily. I enjoy the process, but it's not easeful for me.

I don't know about you, but I lie awake nights worrying about Canadian uranium. I know these people. I grew up there. You have no idea what they're capable of doing. If Sidney Crosby hadn't scored that goal to win the Olympic gold medal, there's no telling what might have ensued.