The problem with ebook filesharing is simply one of scale. But I think the "piracy" problem is massively over-rated.
It's usually quite easy to shrug and write something else instead.
I don't do flash fiction.
The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say.
Steampunk is nothing more than what happens when Goths discover brown.
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.