I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

So when I cease to be I want to go back...to the sea! Oh for the life of a sardine! That is the life for me!

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant

It seems to me that my mother was the most splendid woman I ever knew... I have met a lot of people knocking around the world since, but I have never met a more thoroughly refined woman than my mother. If I have amounted to anything, it will be due to her.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.

I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don`t know that. They always smile