Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero.
Had I known of the actual horrors of the German concentration camps, I could not have made The Great Dictator, I could not have made fun of the homicidal insanity of the Nazis.
Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!