Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

I am what I am: an individual, unique and different, with a lineal history of ancestral promptings and urgings, a history of dreams, desires, and of special experiences, all of which I am the sum total.

From such trivia, I believe my soul was born.

In the work of the greatest geniuses, humble beginnings will reveal themselves somewhere, but one cannot trace the slightest sign of them in Shakespeare ... I am not concerned with who wrote the works of Shakespeare ... but I can hardly think it was the Stratford boy. Whoever wrote them had an aristocratic attitude.