Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

Let us fight to free the world!

Unless I write every day, I don't feel I deserve my dinner.

I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.

If anybody else says it's like old times, I'll jump out the window.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful.