A day without laughter is a day wasted.

I like to walk in rain, so that nobody can see my tears.

I hope we shall abolish war and settle all differences at the conference table I hope we shall abolish all hydrogen and atom bombs before they abolish us first.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

As I began to love myself I recognized that my mind can disturb me and it can make me sick. But as I connected it to my heart, my mind became a valuable ally. Today I call this connection "WISDOM OF THE HEART".

When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and pavement, and Broadway looked seedy, like a slovenly woman just out of bed.