It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Judge a man not by how he treats his equals but by how he treats his inferiors.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

During my incarceration Mother visited me. She had in some way managed to leave the workhouse and was making an effort to establish a home for us. Her presence was like a bouquet of flowers; she looked so fresh and lovely that I felt ashamed of my unkempt appearance and my shaved iodined head.'You must excuse his dirty face,' said the nurse.Mother laughed, and how well I remember her endearing words as she hugged and kissed me: 'With all thy dirt I love thee still.