Both of my parents are actually music teachers.

I think people are surprised when I string two sentences together. But I had a fiercely academic upbringing.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

I didn’t know that it was going to launch a quote-unquote comedic career. I just wanted to do anything other than wait tables.

Still when I go on talk shows, I worry that I have to live up to a comedic persona.

Don't wait for your break, make your break. Go make it happen for yourself.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.