Maybe it's good if God gives you something to think about every so often.

I've used too many pistols in too many movies. They're kind of heavy to carry.

I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.

The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.

I intend to dedicate my remaining time as president of the NRA to ensure that the Second Amendment is safe from Al Gore and all those who threaten it.

I believe that we are again engaged in a great civil war, a cultural way that's about to hijack your birthright to think and say what resides in your heart. I fear you no longer trust the pulsing lifeblood of liberty inside you... the stuff that made this country rise from wilderness into the miracle that it is.

The minute you feel you have given a faultless performance is the time to get out.