It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

If we claim heritage in Bacon, Shakespeare and Milton, we also acknowledge that it was for liberties guaranteed Englishmen by sacred charters our fathers triumphantly fought. While wisely rejecting throne and caste and privilege and an Established Church in their new-born state, they adopted the substance of English liberty and the body of English law.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

Neither realism nor romance furnishes a more striking and picturesque figure than that of Christopher Columbus. The mystery about his origin heightens the charm of his story.