The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation. . . A public banquet, if eaten with thought and care, is no more of a strain than a dinner at home.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

There have been many Presidents of the United States and the roll will be indefinitely extended. We have had a number of brilliant soldiers, but only one great general.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."